Thursday, October 1, 2009

Steve Witt is Loose in Chicago

Use of unnecessary force in apprehending Steve Witt has been approved.
I am getting live updates from Courier Reporter Steve Witt as he is gallivanting around Chicago. Below, a sample:
5:42 PM: "Doing a Daley nabe pub crawl tonight. small nabe. Only 4 pubs. Should get some good tidbits. Its the heart of the Daley machine. Cross street from small pub. Working class south side irish. Really cool nabe im in. Walking downtown near white sox park. Patronage and chicago-style politics thick in the air."

Unfortunately, I will not be awake at 2 AM when Steve sends updates about getting tossed out of said pub. Will update in the morning.


cook. said...

Hey Witt -- Have a pint for me if you're anywhere near the Billy Goat Tavern. The two Jews in a bar will try to hoist a few in your absence tomorrow, but you'll be with us in spirit.

Anonymous said...

Slow news day, huh?