Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Short List: Santa Con Edition

The Santas are coming! The Santas are coming!

First of all, Happy first night of Hanukkah. Now that we got that out of the way, let's get to what you really want to talk about: Tiger Woods! I mean, Christmas! The Santas are coming to Greenpoint (2,000 Santas are at The Warsaw right now). Why is it at all these hipster goyim events, I always feel like the one Hanukkah Elf, right? And does the 94th Precinct know that 2,000 Santas are sashaying through Williamsburg? This is what's waiting for them.

As for the previous week, it must be the holiday season, because seemingly minor stories are getting bigger and weirder. But for now, I have to go chase some Santas. Check back later this afternoon for a full update of the week that was. Also, I will give $10 to anybody who photographs a harem of red coated, white-bearded Santas staring back at a gaggle of black-coated white-bearded Hasids on their way to shul.

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