At approximately 8:15 PM on Monday, November 16, a cookie was found dead on a paper plate in the basement of the Capital One Bank building (807 Manhattan Avenue, off Calyer Street) in Greenpoint. The pastrycide occurred near the end of a 94th Precinct Community Council meeting and went initially unnoticed by officers present. Witnesses report drops of coffee emanating from the cookie torso, and police are still searching for crumbs of evidence. The suspect is believed to be armed and hungry. No other information is available at this time.