Breaking News!
During the end of a Thanksgiving hiatus, A Short Story writer Aaron Short sprained his ankle playing basketball with friends in the parking lot outside a small, Episcopal church in New England. Unfortunately God was busy doing His work inside the church and was not with Mr. Short as he took the rock to the hole for what should have been an easy lay-up. Details on the condition of the ankle are still emerging and it is unclear whether he will be able to appear in public for tomorrow's highly anticipated Broadway Triangle vote in City Hall.
6 comments:
Did you make ice tea with the bucket as you soak your feet in it??
You know -- Episcopalians are one of the wealthier religious sects...
Damn, I had Short on my fantasy team.
Greg, we all know you're not talking about basketball.
Aaron, hope you feel better.
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