Sunday, November 29, 2009

Breaking News: Short on DL w/ High Ankle Sprain


Breaking News!

During the end of a Thanksgiving hiatus, A Short Story writer Aaron Short sprained his ankle playing basketball with friends in the parking lot outside a small, Episcopal church in New England. Unfortunately God was busy doing His work inside the church and was not with Mr. Short as he took the rock to the hole for what should have been an easy lay-up. Details on the condition of the ankle are still emerging and it is unclear whether he will be able to appear in public for tomorrow's highly anticipated Broadway Triangle vote in City Hall.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you make ice tea with the bucket as you soak your feet in it??

Anonymous said...

You know -- Episcopalians are one of the wealthier religious sects...

Greg Hanlon said...

Damn, I had Short on my fantasy team.

Teresa said...

Greg, we all know you're not talking about basketball.

Karen said...

Aaron, hope you feel better.

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