Mistake 2: The Barack Obama Jeans
Problem: Whitewashed high-waisted jeans aren’t just dorky—they also emphasize all the wrong parts of your body.
Solution: Medium-rise raw denim jeans sit at the most flatter place (on your hips), follow your legs (instead of saddlebagging out from your waist), and form-fit to you as you break them in. Oh, and while you’re at it, replace the Seinfeld-esque running shoes with some lace-ups or classic sneaks.
It's time for a David Yassky makeover. Let's have an open contest for a stylist. See Teresa? I cover style once in a while.
Update: I must add, David may have the most well dressed staff in City Council. Tim Roberts, Rami Metal, Danny Kanner, and even some of the former staffers like Jill Nelson and Jake Maguire knew what they were doing. Can you do a Council Eye for the Straight Guy?
4 comments:
Now that I see "how* (emphasis on "ow*) you cover style I'm just going to pray you don't cover mine...
plenty of time now..since he lost his election
Heh, I'm sorry, but a fashion blitz isn't something that anyone in CB1 can win.
Hey, we can dream can't we?!
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