Thursday, December 24, 2009

Breaking News: DDDB Kidnaps Santa Claus

Photo Courtesy of The Local

BushwickBK reporter Diego Cupolo has reported that Santa Claus is missing and his whereabouts is unknown. Previous sources have noted that the Broadway Triangle Community Coalition is holding Santa hostage, but a new report indicates that Develop Don't Destory Brooklyn is now claiming responsiblity for Santa's disappearance.
Forest City Ratner is calling Casey Ryback to investigate the matter.

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