Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Cookie Homicide in Greenpoint

At approximately 8:15 PM on Monday, November 16, a cookie was found dead on a paper plate in the basement of the Capital One Bank building (807 Manhattan Avenue, off Calyer Street) in Greenpoint. The pastrycide occurred near the end of a 94th Precinct Community Council meeting and went initially unnoticed by officers present. Witnesses report drops of coffee emanating from the cookie torso, and police are still searching for crumbs of evidence. The suspect is believed to be armed and hungry. No other information is available at this time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Methinks the prime suspect for this crime against cookie humanity was a rather natty looking gentleman wearing a bow tie!