Friday, October 8, 2010

The Short List: Greg Hanlon Turns 30 edition

For his 30th birthday, Greg went and got a watsu massage. Then he got sauced. And by sauce, I mean, he went to White Castle with his girlfriend and put all its sauces on a double cheeseburger and ate it. He's still recovering. Happy 30th Greg. It's all downhill from here.

As for the weekend, it's Open House New York weekend, which means that everything from Grant's Tomb to the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant will be open for the public to poke around in. The sewage plant, whose motto is "All Your Waste Belong to Us" and has been referred to as the sh#t t#ts (Thank you Miss Heather for coining that one) is becoming an October tradition for Greenpoint. I've been on the tour before. The highlight is watching people look through the peep hole where you can see everything getting processed.



Greg Hanlon said...

Calling all Ashortstory readers: Anyone have any compromising photos of Aaron? There's no way these don't exist somewhere. Somebody help me out.

Anonymous said...

a high brow digital version of patton oswalt from the movie "big fan"