To the New York Post we go for our first candidate for bat-sh#t craziness in the news media, which brings us the Jihad Monkey! The Post surfs a Chinese newspaper which details how the Taliban is training primates to use assault rifles. How adorably deadly. Of course there's video. Anyone know if they have one these little guys in the back room at BARC?
Meanwhile, back in our own dusty jihadist backwater, also known as Texas, the Houston Chronicle has a story about murder, betrayal, and arson... all connected to a Baptist congregation. Insert passages from the Book of Revelations here.