Thursday, June 11, 2009

And the winner is...


With one vote out of one total vote tallied, Williamsburg Greenpoint News+Arts' Reid Pillifant, is the winner of the 2009 North Brooklyn Male Reporter Beauty Pageant. Congratualtions Reid! It's a well deserved victory. It was a close race and I think I speak for all the candidates that it has been an honor to participate. Unfortunately Greg Hanlon had to be disqualified after traces of Progesterone were found in his urine sample and physicians confirmed that he has received two pectoral implants. Maybe next year.

4 comments:

Greg Hanlon said...

When I arrived in Williamsburg in 2007, I felt an enormous amount of pressure to show I was worth the low two-figure salary they were paying me, to prove I was one of the most beautiful North Brooklyn reporters of all time.

My watsu massage therapist and I, one more ignorant than the other, started taking a substance known on the Southside as “Progi.” My watsu therapist would administer it to me, but neither of us knew how to do it properly, proving just how ignorant we both were.

I didn’t know they were female hormones, but I knew we weren’t taking Tic –Tacs.

Lacey said...

Who voted for Reid? Was it me? I don't remember. Well if I didn't actually vote, I meant to. Us Tx ex-pats have to stick together. Go Reid!

Anonymous said...

All righty then. Fine. So maybe Greg Hanlon isn't the beautiful-est. But he's for sure the sexiest.

named nick said...

Sweet, congratulations, Reid!!
Yer pal, The Filthy Brit.